Eye Boogers

Have you ever had a stretch of days where one eye produces eye-boogers more than normal? My right eye seems to have gone into eye-booger production overtime. Its just my right eye, the other eye still seems to be abiding by the "only in the morning" eye-booger principle. I am not sure why this is happening. Maybe it is because I am now a rock guitar god, or Axe Melter, if you will. You know what? Lets just go with Guitar Hero.

Let me explain.

For Fathers day, my wife, in a stroke of pure white-hot genius (this is normal for her), decided to buy me the PS2 game Guitar Hero II. I am not going to go into the details of the game, if you want to know, google it. Anyways, this game is, in a word, TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.

Guitar Hero II allows the mild mannered, overweight, balding computer technician to transform to a face-melting, satan loving, Axe Lord of rock and roll. This is no hyperbole. I am an electric rock diety. Just ask my 10 year-old son. He agrees and will sign affidavits to that effect. You can also ask my wife, she also aggrees. She will not openly admit this, but I have seen her exibit the "groupie look" as I blast out "WAR PIGS" on numerous occasions.

So, herein lies the enigma. Does my Rock god status cause a flagrant amount of right-eye boogerage? Do the windy tempests conjured as a result of my rock-induced flailing cause my right eye to dry out? Can Guitar Hero II be blamed? I do play alot of World of Warcraft, but I have been for a while now. I am, however, pwning way more noobs than I used to, so it is possible that noob pwn3rs such as I are susceptable to enhanced daytime right-eye booger production.

There are so many possibilities to explore, but since I command a "limited" (read "non-existant") amount of medical knowledge, I may never be able to figure out this whole booger-eye thing. Maybe I should just go see a doctor.

Wow, I thought for sure this whole eye-booger thing would have filled an entire page of rethoric. Well, maybe this is another symptom of enhnaced eye-booger production. Maybe Xenu is responsible. I hear he has been known to muck things up a bit. OH MY GOD, I have said too much. I will just stop right here. I dont want to incur litigations.