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Ok, I really have no idea on how to even start with this. I will say, however, that this drawing perfectly captures the moment. When I say moment, I am assuming the artist (from now on, Dana from Ohio will be known as "The Artist") was inspired by my article I wrote about KFC here in Qatar .
In this artwork, "The Artist" gets it all right. From my Egg-shaped head to my peg leg. Heck, it even captures my patented diatribe against "rag-head, desert-dwelling, camel ass-suckers." Everyone that knows me knows how I feel about THOSE people.
Actually, this picture is a wake-up call. I had no idea that the opinions on this website would cause people to believe that I was a racist. I have some explaining to do.
Ok, here goes. I am not racist, I just get mad when someone pisses me off. Right now, the majority of the people that piss me off (percentage-wise) are Arabs. When I am in the United States, the people that piss me off the most (percentage-wise), are the United Statesians.
As you can see by my ineffective writing style, I am an equal opportunity hater, in fact, today, when I got to work, there were no parking spots for me to slip my sweet ride into. Now, for today, at least, I am racist against all parking spots.
Thank you, "The artist formerly known as Dana", you have opened my eyes to racism and I vow to never hate again, at least until something else pisses me off.
Holy Crap, what is with the "steaming box of gay" I seem to be holding? Wait, maybe that is a coffee cup.
Disco Brooks - This
"masterpiece" was submitted by "Roy", which is
undoubtedly short for "Hemorroyd." I like the way this
piece (of shit art) clearly represents my devil may
care attitude (FUCK YOU WORLD!!), also, look at the size of my disco feet,
you know what they say about foot size...The size of the foot is directly
related to the size of the shoe.
I am so tired.
Oh man, this gem was sent in by someone with the awe-inspiring net handle "1r0x0rsj00". This is a very creative piece. Also it makes me look so damn pimp. Here are the finer points that I noticed and I feel deserve special recognition.
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Check out my glasses. I know, I don't wear glasses, but after seeing this, I think I will.
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I know now that having a hook is the coolest, although it would put a damper on masturbation. Oh well, I can learn to do it with the left.
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Someone call Fashion TV, repugnance is back as the hot new look this fall.
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I have a peg-leg, complete with a knot!!! I am leaving work right now to have a peg-leg installed, a shitty, unfinished peg-leg. I hear the shitty peg-leg is the way to go according to the pirating folk.
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Well, if one leg is a peg, the the other one should have an in-line skate. Of course. If you look close, it looks like the wheels actually spell "pooo". Coincidence? I think not.
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I am wearing a Goodmeat.com t-shirt. Always a requirement.
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For some reason, my cheeks are rosy...Brilliant!!
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I have manly arm-hair
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I am carrying my trusty "YAY" coffee cup. I love my "YAY" cup. I got it from the Gay outlet mall. You know, the place where you can go to get slightly irregular homosexual merchandise while at the same time, saving big $$$. Now everyone knows, according to this handsome coffee cup, I'm not Gay, or straight, I'm YAY. Lets all give a hooray for being YAY!!!
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I am wearing a gorgeous kilt...Superb!
Bravo 1r0x0rsj00. You can go to bed* tonight with a deep feeling of pride and satisfaction.
*I use the term "bed" loosely here. In all actuality, I should use the term "cardboard box"
G.G. from Oregon says:
"...you can tell he tried to draw it as shitty as possible..."
"I think my cats could do a better job...F-"
"What artistic genius, it's like a little kid got a hold of some crack..."
"...also I just noticed that your left arm in the picture is much bigger than the right 'hooked' arm.. either the "Yay" coffee mug filled with steaming hot coffee is so heavy that is has overdeveloped the muscles in just that arm or you already learned how to successfully masturbate with the left hand.. either way, it looks "SUPER COOL!"
