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Notices:

I saw the movie "1408" last night, it pretty much sucked! 


13 Sep 2007 - Clear-Casting:  I pooped seven times yesterday, and If I had to decribe all seven movements with one word, that word would be "Muddy."


12 Jul 2007 - MTV Sucks:  MTV is horribly horrible. It is vapidly stupid and is destroying our young people.

07 Jul 2007 - Eye Boogers:  Have you ever had a stretch of days where one eye produces eye-boogers more than normal? My right eye seems to have gone into eye-booger production overtime.

22 Mar 2007 - Penmanship: I have excellent penmanship. Wait, did I say excellent? I meant to say I have atrocious, offensively horrible, vomit-inducing penmanship.

16 Feb 2006 - Popular Gossip: What is the deal with the celebrity name-combining going on these days? 

10 Feb 2006 - The End: I have some sad news. In the past two days, on two separate occasions, and on two separate radio stations, I have been witness to the playing of "Me and Julio Down by the School Yard" by Paul Simon. 

7 Feb 2006 - First: First and foremost I finally broke down and made a blog.. 

23 Nov 2005 - Forms: I think I am finally done in-processing Germany... 

24 Jan 2005 - Sister: I discovered a new sort of person.  Well, I did not discover per say.  I merely noticed and then said something about it.  Sort of like Columbus when he "discovered" America. 

 

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