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07 Feb 2006 -
Ok, I made a blog, you can check it out here if you are bored, I mean, really damn bored. Take what you think I mean by "really damn bored" and multiply that by a million, that is how bored you need to be.
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23 Nov 2005 -
I'm a rocketship on my way to Mars on a collision course, I'm a satellite, I'm out of control..
11 Jan 2005 - Holy crap, I cannot believe how much I suck at updating this site. Well, I have a good excuse. I am not going
into the details, but I will tell you that it has to do with moving
companies, the German government, and a large evil multinational corporation.
Don't worry though, things seem to have smoothed themselves out and I should be
back to more regular updates soon.
Also, I updated something (Scary) I wrote before Christmas,
but I never uploaded it until now.
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25 Oct 2004 -
Ohhhh Yes, Indeed We Know, That People Will
Find A Way To Go,
No Matter What The Man Said...
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05 Oct
2004 - Her name was McGill, She called herself
Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy.
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28 Sep
2004 - Melinda was mine ’til the time that I
found her...Holding Jim, loving him
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06 Sep
2004 - And on the cool check in. Center
stage on the mic. And we're puttin' it on wax.
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16 Aug
2004 - Religion, is a smile on a dog.
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12 Aug
2004 - Eight was swell, but fourteen brings
hell!
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24 Jul
2004 - Now troubles are many, they're as, deep
as a well. I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there
ain't no hell.
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10 Jul
2004 - I saw you on the street your middle
finger was flippin', and now you're the victim of a drive-by lyrical
whippin.
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27 Jun
2004 - Chickity china, the Chinese
chicken. Grab a drumstick and your brain starts clickin'.
Watching X-Files with no lights on, we're 'dans le maison', I hope the
smoking man's in this one.
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11 Jun
2004 - Well you're where you should be all the
time, and when you're not, your with some underworld spy or the wife
of a close friend, wife of a close friend...
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04
Jun 2004 - "My name
is 'Sue!' How
do you do! Now you gonna die!"
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26 May
2004 - We got a great big convoy, rockin'
through the night. Yeah we got a big ole convoy, ain't she a
beautiful site. Come on join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get
in our way. We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, across the
USA. CONVOYYYYYYYYY...
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12 Apr
2004 - If I could make a wish, I think I'd
pass...Can't think of anything I need.
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06 Apr
2004 - Yeah for Gloria and I. Today is
our 13th wedding anniversary, and you know what that means... That's
right, it's time to make anniversary milkshakes! (dramatic
pause) I know, I know, I am terribly thoughtful...Wait,
where am I? Dammit, I was web-publishing in my sleep again.
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31 Mar
2004 - We take all kinds of pills, to
give us all kinds of thrills, but thrill we've never known, is the
thrill that'll getcha when you get your picture on the cover of the
Rolling Stone.
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29
Mar 2004 - Some days it's just not worth
feeding your hostages. They just bitch and bitch whether you
feed them or not. Ungrateful hostages...
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21
Mar 2004 - Today, 21 Mar 2004 is the
anniversary of my wife Gloria's 34th birthday. Oops, I was not
supposed to reveal her age...Let me try that again. Today is the
anniversary of Gloria's 34th birthday. (phew, now no
one knows, hee hee). Let us all think of her on her special day,
which is, the 34th special day she has had.